Hey people, can you give me some cool quotes?(nothing obscure please)?

Question

Hey people, can you give me some cool quotes?(nothing obscure please)?

Answer 1

How can you live when the best part in you dies..???

Answer 2

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Caution, blind man driving

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!~

"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."

"don't drink and drive you might spill your beer"

If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough

Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

normal people worry me

you say physco like it's a bad thing

those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that d

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE c**p!"

"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady.  But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.".

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight

"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."

Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them

Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS

A repair shop:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Does the noise in my head bother you?

Maybe this world is another planets h**l

\"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."

Strangers have the best candy

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...

I'm a cruel and heartless ***** but I’m d**n good at it

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS

I tried to be norml once… I didn’t like it…

Answer 3

In order to fly we have to have resistance.

Answer 4

Never judge a book by it's cover.

Sometimes in life you are the pigeon,sometimes the statue.

People judge you by the company you keep

Remember when you see a hobo,he is somebody's son.

Two wrongs don't make a right

After every storm there is usually a rainbow

You only get out of life, what you put into it.

Look at your life as a glass half full and you will always be happy,look at it half empty and you'll never be satisfied

Life is like a box of chocolates,you never know what you are going to get.

Enjoy the good times, they don't last forever

Money is the root of all evil

Mom usually knows best

Don't sweat the small stuff, there will be bigger things that require you to get in a panic.

Don;t believe anything you see and only half of what you read

Judge not,lest ye be judged

Do onto others as you would have them do unto you

People who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones

Be a light in someones darkness, if you cant be a light be a candle

Be a bridge builder,make it easier for the other guy to get to the other side