Hi, I am the first intelligent cockroach. The revolution has begun! What will you do to survive?

Question

Turns out we didn't have to wait for a nuclear explosion to wipe out the human race after all!!!

Answer 1

Time to buy stock in Raid!!! Congratulations on being the first, though!! Excellent work on your parent's part. Have a wonderful, buggy weekend!!

Answer 2

then i guess, we have to add another dish to our menu...CHOCOROACH....With triple chocolate coatings.....

You can run, but u cant hide....we;ll hunt you down!!!

Answer 3

we probably won't last long because i heard a cockroach farts every 15 minutes,so if their is alot of you we will be all gassed to death.

Answer 4

when i see u, i will just step you to death... simple isn't it?? or i will just hit you with a slipers

Answer 5

Intelligent roach or not, I bet you are still prone to death if I empty a can of Raid on you.

Answer 6

Who cares about survival? I'll just get my axe and take as many of you f*ckers with me as I can.

Answer 7

Sicko, we are any day better than 'roaches. We will survive, what with our insecticides, boots, etc.and ofcourse spiders, geckos, bats, praying mantises and others on our side.

Answer 8

Wait a second, I have to fetch my boots, don't go away.

edit, actually I just remembered I'm frightened of cockroaches so I'll probably stand on a chair and shriek like a girl.

Answer 9

I will put my faith in Mother and God, they will see me thru' all trials and tribulations.

Answer 10

Welll, I will start making friends with you, if you are nice of course...Maybe you could put in a good word for me if I need it next time??

Answer 11

I am going to dip you in peanut sauce and eat you.