Hi I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to fake school one day?

Question

HOW DO I THROW UP GET A HIGH FEVER! ANYTHING PLEASE!!!!!

Ps if you don't like it don't answer!

Answer 1

well if it is before school then just eat breakfast and start choking on wut ever u are eating then run to the bathroom and tell ur mom that u puked (u didnt reli have to) then just ly around and say that u dont fell goood. If you are at school tell the teacher u dont feel good then start holding ur breath and walk really fast all the way to the nurses then your temperature will be higher if that doesnt work just puke on her shoes!

Answer 2

well education is very important

Answer 3

take a really really hot and long shower before school . you will feel queasy and throw up. you may pass out so make sure your with someone. be careful and i hope you have a good reason.

p.s. eat before so you have something to throw up

Answer 4

Fake a fever:  cut an onion in half and peel it.  Place it under your armpits for like 2-6 hours, I suggest while your sleeping

Answer 5

i just say my stomach hurts......your mom doesnt no if you really feel sick or not in the stomach.so wtf? who cares

Answer 6

grow up!!!:)

Answer 7

swallow a bit of toothpaste when you brush your teeth. its gross but youll throw up.

Answer 8

orange juice and milk

Answer 9

stick your finger in the back of your throat. it will make you gag and eventually throw up

Answer 10

do what bulemics to! touch your thing that looks like a punching bag in the back of your throat!

Answer 11

Why?

Anyway tell your parents they will help you out.

Answer 12

stick your fingers down your throat...

Answer 13

go somewhere else and make one of your friends with a believable deep voice call you in sick . . . rehearse the call before making the call, that way you can make it believable . . .  I don't know of anything else other than making up a stomach problem

Answer 14

you could always buy ipecack, sorry i know i spelled it wrong, but it will make you throw up.

Answer 15

put a thermomoter on a light blub or use blue cheese dressing to make it look like throw up :]

Answer 16

drink gone bad milk or something you hate

Answer 17

If u really want to be sick u could always put some eyedrops in a glass water. That'll give u the liquid poo for realism.lol