Hi everybody! Spiritually speaking, what kind of an STD are you?

Question

I'm a lingering burning sensation while you pee that occurs spontaneously every few months... (herpes)

Answer 1

Yikes! Have a star.

Answer 2

A burning sensation when you urinate could just be a bladder infection.

Answer 3

I'll have to check with Dr hibbard on that one, although i did hear him say to the nurse one day that ' weve got a gonner here' while i had a check up, atleast i think thats what he said.

Answer 4

AIDS...im a pain in the butt

Answer 5

Why aren't you writing for Hallmark cards?    

Answer 6

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.