Hi everyone, here's a couple for the women out there.....?

Question

Scientists claimed recently that beer contains traces of female hormones. To demonstrate their theory, they gave 100 men eight pints of beer. Every single one became emotional, talked excessively without making sense, couldn't drive and refused to apologise when wrong. No further testing is planned.

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How come Dorothy got lost in OZ?

She had three men giving her directions....

Hope you liked them, more later... Toe

Answer 1

lmfaoooooooo!

well done chick

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Answer 2

lol that was kind of funny

7/10

Answer 3

it is an ok joke!!!

Answer 4

lol here's some more...

Why did the man ask all his friends to save all their burnt out lightbulbs?

He wanted to build a darkroom.

Why did the man keep all the empty milk bottles in his fridge?

In case anyone wanted their coffee black.

Why is Santa a happy man?

He knows where all the bad girls live.

Why can't men make ice?

They don't know the recipe.

Why does it snow at christmas?

Santa's coming!

Why did the man get a stabbing pain in his eye everytime he took a sip of his tea?

He forgot to take the spoon out.

What do you never want to hear while you're having great s*x?

Honey I'm home!

What's the best revenge when a woman steals you're husband?

Let her keep him.

What's the best place to hide a man's present?

The washing up basket.

Ten things men know about women.

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8.

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10. They have b***s.

What would have happened if it were 3 Wise WOMEN?

They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought practical gifts.

What's the difference between men and ET?

ET phones home.

How do you kill a man?

Ask hime to jump off his ego and land on his IQ.

What did the elephant say to the man?

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

A man came home and saw his wife looking very happy.

"Why are you so happy today?" he asks her.

"Because, I went to the doctors and he says my 45 year old b*****s are in perfect condition!" she replies, grinning.

"That's great! What did he say about your 45 year old @rse?" he exclaims.

"Oh he didn't mention you, dear"

Answer 5

lol.........now u know how us women feel 24/7 lol

Answer 6

Brill now try mine

Answer 7

Even though I'm a girl thats rly rly funny. Lol

i loved them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Answer 8

Another good one.

Funny joke.

Answer 9

Finally a man that sees the truth lol too funny!

Answer 10

Nice one.....hahahaha

Answer 11

Strangely funny, and I'm not a woman, great stuff...!