Hi i am a freelance astronaut

Question

I'm looking for my first trip up into space.

Whatever training needs doing count me in

Have phd from university of life.

Wages can be negotiated.

Any job considered except cleaning space bugs off the shuttle's windscreen.

Oh and one more thing I don't have the uniform and a little scared of heights, hope this isn't a problem.

Answer 1

Would you like to drive my cola bottle rocket to Saturn and take some photo's of the rings.

The pay is that you can drink the contents of the bottle before departure. Bring own packed lunch.