Hi i think i have a mental health issue but I'm not to sure.

Question

I'm a single man but i have 4 latex lady friends to keep me from being lonely, the problem is that it is costing me a fortune and my physical health is declining.I always cook dinner for 5 and i always pour 5 glasses of wine out every night when we sit and eat, now i know they can't eat but it makes me feel less lonely when theres 5 dinner plates full. The Eastern European ones are not to bad to cater for as they only need a little food but the french one needs lots of cuisine that is expensive and the large American doll is a nightmare to cater for, i have spent $70 on hotdogs and burgers alone this week..

so my question is..should i just stick to my Eastern European models and bin the yank and frenchy or should i apply for a overdraft at the bank and love them all

Answer 1

Wow i thought you were talking about hookers, but you are talking about dolls.  HONEY, you have a mental disorder.  YOU need a really great girlfriend you are kinda like lars and the real girl.  You should get therapy honey.

Answer 2

My, my, we are a sick little puppy, aren't we.  I love people like you...  You make everyone else feel a little saner.

Answer 3

lmao Thanks, i needed a good laugh after all the depressing stuff.  my suggestion, instead of buying latex dolls next time your in the adult toy store, try to pick up a woman! woot, solves all problems.

Answer 4

ha ha ha !  well done!  (and everyone took the question seriously)

well you amused me - thanks!

Answer 5

Get rid of Frenchie - her tastes are way too sophisticated and expensive.

Answer 6

Those are some voluptuous ladies, aren't they? lmao

'bin the yank'??  Oh, you sweet talker you!!  lol

I say bin them all, and get yourself a real lady who will cook for you, keep you company at the table and then clean up while you enjoy a beer on the couch.

Answer 7

First of all I do hope that you're drinking those 5 glasses of wine.  Just make the Eastern European cusine or better yet what you like the best and serve it to all 4 LLs since they're not eating it anyway. Don't get rid of any of them just serve smaller portions on salad plates rather than dinner plates that will save you a bit.  You do need variety afterall for your love life and I'm sure they're lovely to gaze at when your eyes get glazed from all that wind.  Good luck and do keep us posted.  

Answer 8

Deflate the ones that are too expensive and stick with the reasonable ones. By the way, I'll bet they dont really eat all the food that you are preparing for them so I hope you realize that you are dealing with fantasies.  

Answer 9

I think that you should pick just one!  Be faithful to that one, as, eventually the other will become jealous, especially if you spend more on one girl than the other.  Your money will run out if you continue to cater to all of them.  PS:  What do you do with the five glasses of wine?  Drink them?  I hope.  PSS:  The Amercian doll....dump her!  She will get fat, anyways, and you will not like her anymore.  $70 on fair food?  Are you kidding me?

Answer 10

maybe you need latex women who are strong women and can support themselves, no freeloaders hehe.

Maybe you could just have them for a light tea and snack or just dessert. OR

I mean, everyone likes pizza!

Answer 11

just share tghe costs then

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Answer 12

get a life, troll.

Answer 13

Yep...you have issues.  So you are feeding inatimate objects?

Ummmm...seen Lars and the Real Girl yet?

Answer 14

turn the yank into a vegetarian.

tell frenchie she's putting on weight.