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Hialrious Joke 9 ~~Star if you think its funny~~ (not racist)?

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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They made a movie about it."

The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.

"That's right! You may enter."

St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."

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  1. OMG LOL!!! That is AWESOME!!!!


  2. Haha LOL. Funny. Very funny.

  3. ha ha ha~~~!!!

    St. Peter must have been the client of that lawyer ~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!

    its pay back time for that lawyer ~~~!!!!!!lolzzz

  4. That's great, but these all have been.

  5. lol

    very funny

  6. That is funny!

  7. Wait I DONT GET IT HELP.

  8. sum1 put that on there earlier but still gd

  9. Your joke made me look off itno space and wheeze.

  10. that took me a while to get

  11. Lol.

  12. Rofl LOLLOL funniest ever

  13. lmao... funny joke:P

  14. so thats why " all lawyers go to h**l"

  15. heard it yesterday but still funny

  16. LOL

  17. lol ouch....*star*

  18. that's funny!!  :-)

  19. yeah i don't get it. they didnt need another lawyer so he asked him a hard question?

  20. : ) I starred it.

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