Hiding smoke from a smokeless house?

Question

im visiting my grandparents house and they dontknwo i smoke cuz my family is kinda against it but ive been doing it for a long time .but. i would go outside to light it up but they have that security where you cant open windows or doors without the alarm going off. is there a way i can smoke inside the house without the smell of smoke getting everywhere or to like i dont know contain it lol i dont really want them to get all smoke smell in their new house.. i jsut wanna be respectful.please some kinda advice lol

Answer 1

you really need to go outside, you just excuse yourself and tell them you are going out for a few minutes...walk down the drive way and get away from the house for a few.  get yourself some altoids and wash your hands before sitting down with your grandparents...Limit yourself to just the minimum while you are there.

you may also want to throw on a light jacket or shirt over your clothes to keep the smoke away then just take it off before you come back inside....

they will probably still smell it on you, but at least you are being respectful.