Hilarious Animal Joke. 10 points for best laugh

Question

Once upon a time, there was a small barn with 6 animals who lived in it.

c**k, the rooster

GeGe, the horse

Dairy, the cow.

Rammy, the rat

Pu5sy, the cat

Bunny, the rabbit

The rooster was the newest member of the barn. Little did the other animals know, the rooster had frequent nightmares. It would wake up in the middle of the night and scream "c**k a doodle dooo".

This will always wake up the horse to run around crazy, which startles the rat who almost got trampled over. The rat would clench on to the rabbit, which causes the rabbit to bite the cow. The cow then knocks the cat into the well.

The rooster would do this every night. So from that day on, every time the c**k is up, the Pu5sy gets wet.

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Answer 3

Here's the best one:

This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."

Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job.! So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.!

Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.

After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.

The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air. Buzzards are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhhh .. they're getting closer."  

Answer 4

OMG that is so funny!!!

that is good stuff

i feel more happy now.

thank you so much!!

Answer 5

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Answer 6

LMAO for both this one and the first guy to answer, that whas hilarious

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Answer 7

hahaha!that made my day:

so 3 men are abandoned on a deserted island as there plane crashed there. they miss there families alot. one day a genie appears and says do you want to see your families? they all said yes yes! estatically. the genie said each of you go into the jungle and collect 10 of a fruit and come back to me then i'll tell you what to do.

So the first man comes back with 10 apples the genie says stick them up your butt with out making a facial expression or a sound and you can go home if you don't i'll kill you. on the 3rd apple he winced and was killed.

The second man came back with 10 grapes and on the 9th grape up his butt he started laughing and was killed.

In heaven the first man said to the second man WHY DID YOU LAUGH!? you could've got back to your family!

the second man said.. i saw the 3rd man coming with pineapples.

or this one:No Speaka de English?

A bus stops and 2 Irish men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation that seems to be English.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den Oi come. Den two asses come together. Oi come once a more! Two asses, they come together again. Oi come again and pee twice. Then Oi come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed s*x obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. We don't speak aloud in public places about our s*x lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta s*x? Oi 'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!!!

but i like this one too:

Why did the blondes want to sit in the first row of the theater? Because they wanted to see the movie first.

or

Three men were on a plane and one had an apple, one had a pear, and one had a bomb. The plane started to have problems because it was carrying too much stuff so they tossed out some stuff including the bomb, the apple, and the peach. After this, a guy was driving around and saw a little boy crying. He stopped the car and asked the little boy why he was crying. The little boy said that a pear fell out of the sky, hit his puppy, and killed it.The man gave him a new puppy and went on driving. Next he came to a little girl who was crying. He stopped and asked why she was crying. She said that an apple fell out of the sky, hit her kitten on the head, and killed it. The man gave her a new kitten and went on driving. He then came to a blonde who was laughing hysterically and asked what was so funny. She said that she farted and blew up a building.

or

One day a blonde went to get her hair done. When she got there, the lady said she would have to take her headphones off. The blonde refused to do so and said she would die if she took them off. The hairdresser finally wrestled the headphones off of the blonde and went to work on her hair. When she finished, the blonde was dead. She quickly called the cops to come investigate. They found the tape(that was still playing) and it was saying "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out.

Answer 8

lock ur dog and ur girlfreind in a trunk of a car 4 a few hours, then open the trunk and see whose happy to see u, and that is who truely loves u