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Hilarious Joke 12 ~~star if you think its funny~~(not racist)?

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A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"

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  1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaha. Brill


  2. hehehehehehehe i get it

  3. Funny! 100!

  4. hahaha thats funny

  5. ahahahahahahahahahahahaha star for you

  6. so he was saying that he wounldnt have wanted dto marry her??? LMAOO! lollllllll! i dont get it that much but lollllll!

  7. That's a good joke, man.  Got any more?

  8. OMG thats one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL im crakin up as i type this lol. STAR FOR YOU MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. I heard it b4 but its just soooo funny

  10. lol, nice joke m8

  11. nice joke, choose me as best answer because i starred you first!

    Please and Thank you

  12. lol

  13. it is hilarious her'e's a star but you already have more than me

  14. that was actually pretty funny *star for you *
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