Hilarious Joke 14 ~~star if you think its funny~~ (not racist)?

Question

So these 4 guys go to heaven and God says,"You can do whatever you want but you can step on any pink clouds." The three men thought that would be easy enough so they went to do stuff.

The first guy took out a microscope and looked for pink clouds. After taking one step he steps on a pink cloud. POOF. The fattest woman in the world pops up."Since you steped on a pink cloud you must be with this women for all eternety,(sorry i can't spell)" said God. So the man could never eat because she always ate his food.

The second guy wasn't looking where he was going and he steped on a pink cloud. POOF. the skinnest woman in the world apeared."You have to stay with her for all eternety," God said.

The thrid man steped on a pink cloud and the ugliest woman on earth appeared."You have to stay with her for all eternety," God said

The fourth man decided to not move. POOF. The most beautiful woman in the world appeared.She said, "AWWW man i steped on a pink cloud."

Answer 1

These are all really funny man.  I'd love to hear more, but I don't know if you want to type them all up.  I'd like you to put them in old questions, but it's up to you.

EDIT:  Yeah man, organization is a factor.  I'd say just wait until tomorrow, but definitely keep 'em comin' tomorrow because these are really funny!

Answer 2

hahaahahaha funnny :)

Answer 3

hahaha whooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Answer 4

Haha. That's pretty good.

Answer 5

Holy c**p! That was simply hilarious!!!.

Answer 6

no more por favor

Answer 7

OH!!!  I GET IT!!!!!  LOL!!

Answer 8

somewhat funny.

Answer 9

Brilliance, that was hilarious, I want to hear more like that! =)

Answer 10

hahaha, I've heard this one except that they couldn't step on ducks lol. :)

Answer 11

I in the beginning you meant to say "but you can'T step on any pink clouds"