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Hilarious Joke 19 ~~star if you think its funny~~ (not racist)

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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

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  1. LOL..that's a good one.. =)


  2. me neither...

  3. hmmm...a bit funny...

  4. These are really good. Are you making these up?

  5. lol

  6. ha haha~~~~!!!!!!!!!!

    d**n cruel he dont know to swim~~~!!!!!!!!!! lolzzzz

  7. Lol keep posting more

  8. i get it. but its not that funny.

  9. Very Funny!!

    HAHAHAHHA

  10. LAWL!

  11. i dont get it =\

  12. lol....funny

  13. Dude... you are hilarious... keep posting!!!

  14. Hahaha, very good :D

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