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Hilarious Joke 20 ~~star if you think its funny~~(not racist)

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A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."

Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."

Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"

Father replies, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."

Son says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."

Father replies, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went."

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  1. lol


  2. funny funny funny!!!! i gave it a star!!!!!!!!! :]

  3. lol....funny

  4. Just the right amount of disinformation to come up with the unexpected punch line. Great! ~ : )

  5. Not bad, but it was pretty funny though.  

  6. LOL man that was brilliant I've never read this one before :P Great JOKE ROFL :PP  ^ - ^  

  7. very good joke!

  8. That's funny man, any more?

  9. lol that's pretty cool haven't heard it keep putting jokes on i enjoy having a laugh once in a while

  10. haha lol thats funny nice one

  11. i dont find it funny.

    sorry.

    =/

  12. Good Joke

  13. lol that was great

  14. haha. i like it.  

  15. i read this before, and i still think it's really funny.. =D

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