Hilarious bestfriend quotes?

Question

asap!

thanks!

Answer 1

have problems? i'll be there to help

have none? i"ll be there to create some

If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.

if u cry, i cry

if u smile, i smile

when u jump off a bridge

i roll over laughing

if we were being chased by a man eating dog

im sorry, i'd have 2 trip u

Answer 2

True Fiends:

You fight, I fight.

You cry, I cry.

You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle, a boat, and save your retarded butt.

Friends are like bras, close to the heart, and always there for support.

Answer 3

Yes!  That's a good one.  Like this, "Good friends won't let their friends do stupid things!.............alone!"  lol.  Fun.

Answer 4

I sent you this Best Friend card because they didn't have any for second or third best.

Answer 5

im not sure if this is a quote but here it goes...

If you were murdered i wouldn't be at your funeral because i'd be in jail for murdering the person who killed you.

Answer 6

Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them

Answer 7

“"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying...'d**n, that was fun!'

hehe i love that one.

:DD