Hilarious kitten names?

Question

So, I just got a new kitten and I'm not sure what to name it. I want it to be crazy, obviously. I've come up with Megatron and Da Boss, maybe even Optimus Prime (it doesn't have to be named after a Transformer, I just think that's funny). Anything works, really (as long as it's appropriate).

Answer 1

Im a fan of 'Humphrey Bogart' myself, or 'Sir Henry', 'Waldo' for a boy cat

Answer 2

bingo

Answer 3

Frag Schnaggler

or

josh

Answer 4

I named my cat Brudder.

From Full House, Jesse's two twin boys always refered to one another as brudder (brother.) k

Not really hilarious, but cute.

But, when I was younger I had a kitten with no tail that I named Ningcompoop ;)

Answer 5

schrodinger, you know, because of the quantum physics experiment.

Answer 6

fergal (actual name)

fish sticks

Answer 7

muffincake!  

or

i-was-named-by-some-randomers-on-yahoo...

Answer 8

Paul.

Haha a cat named Paul would be priceless! You would be the talk of the town!

Answer 9

Heya! I love naming pets it great fun!

Here are some of my fave names:

Fraggle,             Moody,

Shnitzel,            Scratchy,

Noodles,           Leroy,

Skippy,              Wibbles,

Alfonsuz,

Nibbles,

Ralph,

I also have another good name, something very personal, my puppy

used to be called Gomez

Answer 10

we had a cat called Ceefa..C fa (for) cat LOL

I wanted to name her shuzbutt..but the kids wouldnt let me lol

Answer 11

my cat is really cute and tiny, i named her Killer :]

Answer 12

It would depend on whether the kitty is a boy or girl but I like:

Mr. Snicklefirtz

Feline Dion (my friend's cat -- very funny!)

Captain Morgan

George Bush

Ben Dover

Brock-Lee

Ella Vader

Olive Yew

Check out: http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.html

Answer 13

PUT THEM BUNNY,SMOKE ,ASSY,NANY,PEP,NICA,PEDRO ,DNGEROUS,KILLER,BIGGY,COW

Answer 14

My cats name is Aisa... um how about mini me?

Answer 15

My roommate named his kitten Dusty. Not hilarious but I actually really like it.

Answer 16

bruiser

bruce

Mr T

borris

rover

your name

top cat

Answer 17

my friend named her cats dog meat and gingivitis but i like but i like chowder

Answer 18

mack daddy/big daddy/big pimpin/lol,i cant beleive im doin this

Answer 19

keep the name simple mine are sarafina (fina for short) smudge (smoochies he likes giving kisses) and bagheera (bags for short) but how about optipus prime but opti for short

Answer 20

I like Optimus Prime very much!!

A friend of mine once named her kitten Zaphod Beeblebrox!(Zaphod for short)From The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

You could also call him Greebo.He's Nanny Ogg's big(scary)(independent)tomcat in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series!But I guess that would be fun only if you're familiar with those books,so anyway.

Hope this helped!:)

Answer 21

Call that cat Pocket Lint or Gizmo. You can call it Kermit or any other muppet. Big Bird is a cute name. You can call the kitten Smurf, Bandai, Kareoke, or you can name the kitty after a Pokemon. Like Meowth or something.

Answer 22

I owned "Momma Cat" . She had 3 kittens . . .small, medium and large.  When they nursed all you could see were their cute butts in the air.. . .2 weeks later names changed to small , medium, & Xlarge . . .2 more weeks and we had small, medium & f****s . . .We gave away small & medium, but were stuck with f****s . . .That's his name to this day 6 years later. . . I always tell people when you drive by, look in my front window and you will see my f****s just sitting there. Be sure to wave ! ! !

Answer 23

I like Megatron.

Answer 24

waffle house or dog

Answer 25

Ruby Begonia

Porgy Tire Biter

Little Leaker

Answer 26

Optimus Prime would be better than megatron cause its longer.

And you could call her Optimus for short.

Answer 27

BOJANGLES

TOOTINGTON

POPEYE

SPONGEBOB

Answer 28

Hairball

Answer 29

Dog or catapult

i was actually goin to name my cat catapult but she didn't take to it i would only be called kitty :D

Answer 30

I like Humphrey Bogart but would probably go with Humpy Bogart.  Or maybe Catgelina Jolie, Kittney Spears, Eva Longpuuria

Colin Feral, Simon Howl...for the transformers theme: Shia LaFluff

I had a friend who named his dog Sh**head.  That's a bit mean, plus a huge pita if you need to call them in public.  If you pick a people sounding name and your kitty ever gets lost maybe lots of people will help out if they assume you're looking for a child.

Just remember that cats usually learn their names, so pick something you won't get sick of.  My former roommates thought naming the cat they found after the wrestler Goldberg was pretty funny.  It's 8 years later and I'm somewhat less amused. But he doesn't mind at all.