History quotes?

Question

I'm going to make a cultural map on of the oldest places in my place.. Can someone give me good history quotes? funny ones are also welcome.. ^_^ thanks!!!

Answer 1

America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top.

- - - Charlie King

Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.

- - - Richard Brenner

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark.

- - - Duncan Spaeth

France has neither winter, summer, nor morals - apart from these drawbacks it it a fine country.

- - - Mark Twain

Answer 2

We have nothing to fear but fear it's self.

Answer 3

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