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Well i am busy the rest of the day so I thought I'd leave my favorite group of hockey fans some questions...

1) If you could control the music at the arena where your team plays what would you play when the opposing team comes out?

2) Your walking down the street to go to 7-11 to get a slurpee when you see Sean Avery. What do you do?

3) Okay so Tiger Wo... nah I'm just messin... pepsi or coke?

4) Where would you rank Dominik Hasek on your all-time goalie list?

5) We all know Chris and Mike... lets say they randomly show up at your house... would you (a) give them a hug and a high five, (b) just a hug, (c) just a high five, (d) ick them in there nuts

6) What ever happened to Jude?

Hope you guys have a great day!

Answer 1

1) Too Little Too Late - Jojo  ..... They have to know that it's too little too late for a victory in your team's arena!

2) Tell him to get traded or sign with the Minnesota Wild so we can make a run in the playoffs!  :P

3) pepsi

4) Top 10 all-time

5) just a high five

6) I don't know, some say that he ran away....

Answer 2

1) The theme songs from Barney or the Smurfs

2)I would just keep walking  

3)Coke

4)#6

5)Hug them both

6)He was here the other week. But then again I really don't pay him any mind

Answer 3

1.Dancing Queen, lmao

2.Probably nothing....or I throw a rock at him...yeah haha

3.Ehh...pepsi.

4.in the 20-30s

5.Chris and Mike?

6.I don't know what you're talking about lmao, Hey Jude? haha

Answer 4

1. We will Rock you, because if a team sets foot into the Joe, they will get Creamed by the Wings

2. I'd shout, U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!

3. Coke, man

4. Within the top 5, without a doubt.

5. Mike: A Chirs: D

6. IDK

U2

Nice name

Answer 5

1)'Don't Worry, Be Happy"- Bobby Mcferrin

2) I follow him  and wave my hand in front of his face everytime he tries to take a drink of his Slurpee. Payback is a b!atch.

3)Pepsi, since I'm a stockholder. Drink up everybody!

4)Top 10 somewhere, but #1 for flopping. BOOOOOO, here comes the thumbs down for that comment.

5)(e) Handshake and a chuck on the shoulder. Then (d) if they showed up without bearing gifts (or at least some decent beer). jk ;)

6)He got divorced from Tracy Terry, then Kristen dumped him. He became so depressed that he became a switch-hitter and screwed up the Islanders draft last night.

Good one back at you.

Answer 6

Hope you have a good busy day:)

1. Dude looks like a lady

2. Get him a Slurpee too just put a little exlax....

3. Mountian Dew

4. IDK

5. B

6. I don't know I don't care

Answer 7

1.) im a little tea cup

2.) sup jerk

3.) pepsi

4.)# 3 right behind terry sawchuck and chris osgood

5.) c

6.) dont know and dont care

Answer 8

1. That song that goes Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows...whatever it's called.

2. Just ignore him or say Go Leafs Go!

3. Coke...sadly my mother refuses to buy it, she says it is unhealthy. Which is not even fair since all the adults in my house drink tea at least twice a day.

4. I haven't watched hockey long enough to make my own list (only 2 years).

5. I'd tell them to go away...I would get in trouble if there were boys at my house who are not related to me. That's brown parents for you. If it was somewhere else I'd give them a high five.

6. Who knows, who cares, just be glad he's gone.

Answer 9

1. Sesame Street

2. I say- Hi Sean Avery- I think I am your only fan!  Can I have an autograph?

3. COKE!

4. 4 or 5

5.  I dont know them.  I would ask them what they wanted, and invite them in for tea.  lol

6.  Hey Jude, dont make it bad, take a sad song and make it better, remember .........

Answer 10

1. the akon song that goes: "im so lonely. i have nobody."

2. get him to sign a puck and put it for auction in ny.

3. okay so tiger woods is g*y and, despite the fact that pepsi center is our arena, i have to go with coke. it tastes better.

4. under a few (plante, roy, brodeur) and above alot.

5. A. im meeting ppl from answers. thats pretty awesome

6. we made fun of him so much that he went crying to his mommy. isnt it great?!?!

Answer 11

1. "take your mama" it's about coming out of the closet

2. kick him in the nuts, wait for him to go down and then  kick him some more

3. coke

4. 15

5. D

6. jude who?

hope you have a good day too!

Answer 12

Tom: lol @ Teddy bears picnic.

1)  YMCA by the Village People

2)  Probably nothing.  I don't like Avery enough to even talk to him.  

3)  lol.  Mountain Dew....like liquid from the gods/

4)  about #8

5)  Since they are both underage I would give them a high-five...I don't want any mixed messages    ;)

6)  He was at the draft table last night...didn't you see him on the television last night...........lmao!

Have a good one kid-o!!!

Answer 13

1. here it goes again, haha for the hurricanes(lghtning fan)

2.say, i don't have a wife, don't hurt me!

3.coke

4. 1, lets go wings!

5.c

6.who?

Answer 14

1. I'd play circus music for the opposing team.

2. Stand in front of his way and yell "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!"

3. Coke!

4. Number 7.

5. I'd offer them a drink, and kick them in the nuts if they diss any of my teams.

6. Maybe he wised up and got a job. Good riddance.

Answer 15

1. I'd play Journey..just because..who doesn't love journey?

2. While he's trying to cross the street I flail my arms in front of his face to see if maybe he'll lose focus and get hit by a car.

3. coke ;]

4. 7-8

5. C.

6. hmm...

Answer 16

1) Barbie Girl

2) Nothing.  If he's minding his own business, I'm minding mine.

3) Coke

4) He'd be top 5 definitely.

5) Chris: handshake and a high five

Mike: kick to the nuts....and a high five

6) Who cares?

Answer 17

1)Dancing Queen by ABBA..Totally groovy.

2)I say "Aren't you Clay Aiken?"Then walk by him.Thats worse then actually doing something.

3)Vanilla Coke.

4)Maybe Top 20 of all time

5)Chris I would give a high five,Mikey I would give a hug and hopefully his hands don't go below the equator.Then knee him in the NUTS.jk Mikey

6)The song by the Beatles?Its still a hit today and Moosey I suggest you listen to it before the day is out.

Answer 18

1) Material Girls

2) Say sup

3) Pepsi

4) Top 15

5) C

6) He's in Russia trying to make the dump move to sign Yashin (if he was a real Isles scout it's just the type of dumb move we could expect from him)

Answer 19

1. Lol, good question, I would play that "I'm a Barbie Girl" song by whoever, that oughta get 'em good, lmao.

2. I'd just say "Hi"

3. Pepsi.

4. I would rank him #2 on the NHL list, and #3 on all the goalies in the world list.

5. Well, I'd give Chris a handshake, and a high five. No hugging though, that would be weird... lol

6. I don't know, but at least he's not around here anymore. Probably went to troll some teams' forums.

Answer 20

1) Dream On

2) do a double take, then ignore him and get my slurpee

3) Coke

4) Top 10 probably

5) just a high five...LOL...nah, probably a hug also

6) he took a sad song and made it better?

Answer 21

1.  I wouldn't play anything, silence is nerve racking, and the fans do a good job of "welcoming" opposing teams.

2.  Sean, Love to hate him, but kudos to an antagonist role player.  Off the Ice is off the Ice, old hockey habit I have that is hard to break.  I let him pass. If he says nothing, then say nothing.

3.  Neither, not a soda fan.

4. Dom....in my top 5, but he needs to retire now to stay there.

5.  Cant say

6.  She got pregnant and gave the baby up for adoption and all lived happily ever after....in their "pork sword" thoughts......(independent film "Jude") lol

Fun questions!!

Answer 22

1.) Nothing, so the fans just boo them.  That's worse than any degrading music.

2.) I'd probably glare at him, then go on and get my slurpee.  He could probably beat me up.

3.) Coke!

4.) Top 10...Maybe 6 or 7.

5.) D haha

6.) He found something better to do with his life.

Answer 23

1. "Say It Ain't So" - Weezer

2. Keep walking.

3. Coke

4. He's like #12/20 on my list.

5. A

6. Im not sure, hopefully he left for good!

Answer 24

1. Teddy Bears Picnic.

2. Jump out in front of him wave my arms up and down doing the Avery Shuffle

3. There's something in both of them that give me headaches. I'll take a Tonic or a soda water, thanks.

4. Probably in the top ten. Maybe even 6th or 7th.

5. Since I spell a little better I'd have to just give them a high five.

6. He took a sad song and made it better.....better.....better....better