Hockey pa funnies?

Question

No one notices that you snuck in to the pa room at your teams arena and you ownly have five min before the gardes find ya what do you do or say to the fans or the other team..

Please make it funny..

Answer 1

The Pens PA announcer was my high school principal.  We always tried to get him to say funny stuff at the games.

Answer 2

If i was in buffalo (where I live), I would say

If everyone could look to section 129 where there are a bunch of Philly supporters. Don't worry, no penalty for brawling

Answer 3

Hey Kings how does it feel knowing that you've been in existence for 40+ yrs and have yet to win the SC whereas a team based on a lame a$$ Disney movie beat you to it? neener neener neeners  hey Pornstache ParrosI love you!  

Free beer! *runs*

Answer 4

Attention the person with the Flyers jersey has anal herpes.

Answer 5

Single ladies meet at gate 3!

Answer 6

I heard this question last night

Answer 7

if i was in pittsburgh i would say attention all puckbunnies, we have sidney crosby and a bunch of carrots outside