Home made natural oil to massage male p***s?

Question

hello,i would like to know a home made natural massage oil for massage my husband p***s so tht the sperm slips and goes easily inside my v****a hole and i conceive fast?my husband wants to know a natural home made massage oil for his p***s tht oil shld be safe and not be harmful,he wants to make his sperm silp easily in my v****a hole,so plz suggest natural home made massage oil for his p***s?

Answer 1

LOL

if he is fertile, he does not need sh*t like that ! belive me...

LOL  

Answer 2

Given your concerns, reproduction may not be advisable.

Answer 3

I would think that just about any salad or cooking oil would work, however I'm not sure about the effects on the v****a.

It may be best to consult your gynecologist about what the effects could be.     Perhaps some oils may be hard to clean out of the v****a, and could trap bacteria--I don't know.

As far as the p***s goes, any oil that one can eat should be safe for the p***s.

---Some oils may be harmful to sperm--I don't know, but also oil may coat the cervix and actually inhibit the sperm from entering.

Answer 4

Olive oil will turn him into a real Popeye.

Answer 5

Just too funny to answer.

Answer 6

Just do it doggy style.  It compresses the v****a, making it shorter, allowing the p***s to be closer to the cervix.  The baby maker position.  Success!

Answer 7

Never heard of such a thing sperm should know how to get there safely it seems to have been fine since Adam% Eve

Answer 8

There is a section within www.jackinworld.com which shows how to make lotions and lubes.  Consider checking it out.

Answer 9

What a question!! "Extra Virgin" Olive oil will work best.

Answer 10

baby oil  

Answer 11

Olive oil mixed with hot chili pepper seeds should do the trick :-)

Answer 12

Ground nut oil  -  OUCH!