Hormone Pills. What eh?

Question

I accidently took my Wife's pills.

Now I'm draped on my Chaise Lounge like Sophia Loren, pouting and fluttering my hair about.

My Wife's shocked and angry reaction didn't stop me rolling off the Chaise thing and wrapping myself around my rug cooing and flicking me legs about looking all coy and stuff.

Any thoughts?

Answer 1

Your wife will get over it.. as long as you bring home as many millions by making movies.. as Sophia Loren still does...then she won't mind that you wear fancy red dresses...Make sure you get a castingt at the movie studio and give a convincing Sophia Loren performance..then maybe you can be used as a ''double'' if she wants to go on a holiday in Hawaii and sipping Pina Colada with other famous actor friends of hers while on the Island...

Answer 2

Hormone! - Isn't that a noise heard outside a brothel?

Answer 3

Yeah, you need to get yourself checked dude.

Answer 4

Your wife was rude to react that way.

You should try it again, but this time dress for the part, maybe she will be more accepting!

Answer 5

hmmmmm

Answer 6

Thoughts? Yeah. Thanks for the two points and please post in another category next time.

Answer 7

It depends on how long you have been taking the hormone pills.  If you took the pills for one night, they didn't do anything to you.  You dressing up probably means you really are g*y or at least love cross-dressing.

Answer 8

Yes my thoughts are.  I would really love a Chaise Lounge.  And I hope your wife doesn't take those things forever cos they are really bad for you.  And I hope you grow bosoms and have periods like we have to instead of showing off like a great big girl.

Answer 9

Thoughts? Yes.......you have a vivid imagination !!!