Horoscopes help?!?!?

Question

My good yahooster friend GBaby222 asked a question about Cancer... so I want the same type of response for Scorpio since I'm scorpio and he is cancer.

"Please explain to me, without involving magic, how horoscopes are accurate in any way. Thanks

I'm a [Scorpio](edited because he is cancer and I'm scorpio), so tell me a little about myself, and the most accurate one will win!

Answer 1

Scorpio has a never failing fund of ideas and resources and an abundant life giving  magnetism. This magnetism makes Scorpio an excellent natural healer and is often

successful. Having intense likes and dislikes, whatever scorpios find to do they do with all their might. At  times scorpio appears to be cold,  calculating and unsympathetic, but this manner could be easily misunderstood. scorpio takes an active interest in people as

individuals, studying their actions to learn  what  makes  one  person  different from another. interest in others may stem from the fact that Scorpio has a complex personality and varied talents.  All of Scorpio's emotions are deep and strong, boiling the moment an avenue of escape is  found.  Regardless of how Scorpios expresse their

tremendous force, they exert great pressure upon their environment. And as people form a part of Scorpio's realistic atmosphere,they could easily become targets when Scorpio's crossed. Then Scorpio becomes shrewd, suspicious, and jealous and is out to get even.      

It comes natural for Scorpio to assumed positions of trust and responsibility.  Because Scorpiois never phased out by difficult problems,   Scorpio can be trusted to grapple with the most  complicated and  disagreeable  task. Scorpio's probing mind enables works out possibilities for more efficiency.  

On Their worst side, Scorpio becomes troublesome by insisting that others conduct themselves in what Scorpio considers the proper manner.

Scorpio should learn that sometimes his success depends upon his willingness to take  second place, and that asking questions is not an indication of inferiority. Scorpio should move with the world and mental current rather than oppose it.

Best quality: Resourcefulness

Worst quality:  Judging others

Answer 2

Scorpio means that you know when bad things will happen, you like chicken, you think snow is neat, and you own a cat.