Horses gas........?

Question

Have you ever had a horses that has farted either way to long or in some funky pattern that has caused people to look at you and think........hum and you are totally embarrassed?

Answer 1

We took a wagon ride once, pulled by a team of Belgians.  The driver conducted a guided tour, telling us about the sites, etc.  There were 4 seats filled with people, and we were in the front seat.  One horse began letting go the minute we got started.  No one reacted, as the driver ignored it and kept talking.  It just got to be too much as the th-h-h-h got more loud, and varied like th-th-whistle noise-plop-plop-th-th-th-th-th......so, one of my group couldn't hold it in anymore and we (just my family) started laughing and crying, trying to stop, and getting worse & worse.

The driver had to raise his voice to talk over us, and the people behind us could see our shoulders going up and down & hear these strange noises we made, on top of the endless farting.

Then the driver couldn't hold it in any more and started to kind of cry while he was talking, and he got as bad as us, but kept trying to talk while he held his stomach and made all kinds of noises, saying "excuse me" and trying to be all polite, which made it even more funny.  Then one of the kids said "what's that smell?" and everyone on the whole ride lost it.

Answer 2

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

I'm either in a really slap happy mood, or that question was freakin' hilarious!!!! *I can't stop laughing!*

Answer 3

i know- itz really embarrasing! my pony started farting real loud, infront of this lad i really fancy! OMG!

Answer 4

the horses at the trail rides where i worked, farted all the way up the two hour trail....it was so funny ...little gas tanks to propel them up the cliffs...priceless look on the city slickers faces

Edit

asking a redial question i see...lol

Answer 5

well ma mums clydie cross would f**t with the beat of her hooves. trot- toot/toot,toot/toot,toot/toot.

canter-toot/toot/toot,toot/toot/toot,t...

and gallop!geez i cant even explain it!! and imagine what she was like in the dressage arena!the jusges were just like, "tut,tut"

haha redial! *growls* back off! them there points are mine!

Answer 6

Oh yeah it seems that everytime I am standing by my horses tail it goes up and a huge f**t always goes right in my face. every time you can count on this. Another thing is, he always farts right when there are lots of people and trainers watching me in the arena. you can tell cause he will slow down right to wear they are standing and f**t really loudly LOL.

Answer 7

haha redial,

My neighbours horse was so fat it tricked everyone into thinking it was pregnant anyways when they found out it wasnt they started lunging her to trim her down and she farted the whole time through the whole 15minutes lol And also people may have heard this place Glenworth Valley Horse-Riding situated Peats Ridge near Sydney anyways when i use to live there, my friend and me always took guided rides with about 15horses for 10km and they would jsut f**t the whole time it was hilarious but the first horse was my horse and everyone thought it was me haha

Answer 8

I think my daughters horse was the worse scenario I've ever saw. They went into a class at a  weekend fun show and since it was an open class for 16 & under, there was a small boy riding a totally cute, tiny pony, all the other entrants were on full size horses so the judges decided that the pony would work first while the "horses" lined up in the center then the pony would come to center ring while they worked. Very good idea in my mind as that pony was adorable but tiny. He'd have definately been run over on the rail with those big long strided horses.

Well, my daughters horse had been in three previous classes and I guess had held it as long as he could. He had to pee. He decided he had to go right as the judge called the pony in and them out. So all eyes were literally on him when he didn't move. Well, he parked right out and commenced to "pee". His peeing involved much loooong, very loud groaning, moaning and extremely loooong and load farts...these were just much too long & loud to even consider calling a "poot" . These were more like "mega farts"

Worst part was that where he  positioned himself right behind both the ring anouncer and the class judge. Judge had to move out of the way to keep it from wetting his boots but the worst part was that the announcers mic was on and picked up the explosive f**t sounds and all the moaning and groaning he was doing and the sounds came out over the entire arena grounds speakers. They actually seemed to reverberate across the grounds. Even those that didn't witness it, heard it.

He must have been "holding it" for a while as it took quite a while for him to finish. Anyone whose ever been around geldings know what they do when they pee. Well, he stood like that for what seemed like at least a full minute after he finished, with literaly everyone stareing at him, then let out another loud f**t, a loud sigh and calmly walked to the rail to start the class.

Was very embarrassing for both my daughter and myself but the horse just gave a sigh of relief and went about his business. That was two summers ago and we often meet people who say "Oh yeah, I know you! You are the people with really gassy horse that pee'd on the judges boot......" :-/

Answer 9

My horse whom I ride in my riding lessons always farts over a jump. Like always, I do H/J, so you can imagine what it's like when we jump, and he lifts his tail up and farts. Ick.

Answer 10

Mine always does it going up hills, it's usually pretty loud and in little "bursts" whether he's walking or trotting.

We call it his jet propulsion.