How 2 get THC out of my system by Thursday!?

Question

I'm about 114 lbs.

Smoked a bowl on Friday night.

I need to get this **** out fast!

I bought this stuff @ GNC called "the fixx"

but I'm not to sure its going to help me.

Oh yes, and plz no squares telling me I shouldn't smoke.

Eat it.

Only real answers,

Thanks!

Answer 1

drink water, water, water, and work out by running and all this stuff

Answer 2

Niacin helps detox fast.

Make a GALLON of Goldenseal tea ....DRINK,DRINK, DRINK.

Good - Luck.

Answer 3

lots and lots of grapefruit juice

Answer 4

You might want to buy some detox from local smoke shops..But since you smoked so recently there isnt much you can do..Drink a shiiit load of water lol.

Answer 5

A lot of things come into effect when trying to get THC out of your system. How often you smoke and how much you smoke are the main ones.

If you're not a habitual smoker, and you only smoked on bowl.

you should be fine with just drinking a lot of water and cranberry juice.

one bowl, will not effect the test by much if you don't smoke often.

the threshold isn't set that low. [threshold meaning how many metabolites can go through the "filter" before coming up Positive on a drug test]

Answer 6

You can't.

You're pretty much screwed for 3-4 weeks.

The lower your body fat though, the better your chances for that above time-frame to be in your favor.

Answer 7

Drinking loads of water and using diuretics will prove effective for flushing it out of your system. The big problem is that THC stays in your hair until you cut it off.

If you choose to flush, at your weight i wouldn't reccomend any more than 4 litres of water in a day, as you could risk water intoxication( your kidneys can't process the excess fluid, so your blood becomes diluted and lowers essential salt levels)

So drink the correct amount of (if you get a sore head stop) and shave your head.

Answer 8

This really works.  Make a GALLON pitcher of iced tea tonight, tomorrow, and Thursday morning, and drink it....you don't have to drink it all at once, but finish each one by the end of the day.

Put 8 teabags ( Lipton, Red Rose, whatever) into a glass bowl, add two or three cups of water, microwave for four minutes, let soak ("steep") for at least 20 minutes, squeeze the teabags out and throw them away.  Pour the liquid (dark brown concentrated tea) into a one-gallon pitcher.  Add one cup of sugar, and fill with cold water, and stir.

That c**p from GNC doesn't work.

Answer 9

You may be SOL - there's all sorts of products that claim to remove or mask THC, but there's no effective biochemical pathway that would allow this to work. If you have not smoked very much in the past month, the concentrations may not be high enough to be detected.