How 'bout them Cowboys

Question

I thought it is illegal for known felons to associate with known felons.

That being said how are the cowboys going to feild a team?

Answer 1

Fact: Cowboys fans are unable to spot abnormalities within their own kind.  

Once a player is a Cowboy, he is the greatest player ever.  So what us normal people might refer to as "felons" or "criminals" or "team cancers" or "backup running back" (Marion Barber) or "unable to outrun a turtle" (Roy Williams), Cowboys fans refer to as "obviously the greatest of all time."

Answer 2

Who else is a known felon on the Cowboys starting team?

I didnt realize Irivin and Nate Newton came out of retirement to play?

Answer 3

great point! but that is cinciniati...not dallas...im a giants fan and i have nothing but respect for pacman...very rare a guy is suspended and whatnot, yet never found guilty of a single crime

Answer 4

LOL....That's a good question. I guess they are hoping Pac Man can stay away from all the nudie bars there in Dallas