How's my poem? It's kind of random

Question

A Dragon Tale... And Other Stuff

I saw a dragon at the mall

He was pissed and destroyed a wall

I was all "whoa, what the h**l"

Is that you Alexander Graham Bell?

He said "No, my name is Tim"

Who's AGB, I don't know him

Alexander invented the phone

O rly? Meet my clone

We spit fire and destoy stuff too

Why, well we don't have a clue

I said "well, if you're bored you can chill at my place"

I'll just own you at Guitar Hero and say “in your face”

"No, thanks.

But thanks for the offer

"But I've millions in my coffer!

O rly, so you're rich?

Not just that, Hamlet's my ….

Hamlet, that peasent swine

Barbara, why you cryin'

Is it because I cheated on your wife

She's really beautiful but I needed a butter knife

Twenty seconds later there was a quake

I said "whoa, did you feel that shake?"

They said "no no, we don't feel"

O rly, so are you for real?

They said "in your thoughts we are"

But really we ain't we're just two shots under par

Seventeen's the coming of age

Black's all the rage

I'm starting to ramble, but you know why

I'm just a loveable guy

Panic! At the Disco sings about shotgun weddings and other things

While Frodo is waiting for the clock to ping

WoW is where I'm such a noob

But I still get more action that your sister's boob

I'm still not done, wanting to ramble

THE CHICKENS ARE TRYING TO GAMBLE

Now, the deed is done, I've bored you so

I'm going to sing "shawty got low"

Now, kids remember this don't smoke

You don't want to be a wanker bloke

Answer 1

well i gave u a star...i thought it was funny

Answer 2

its funny

yet g*y

Answer 3

Thank you. It put a smile on my face. I really needed that. : )

Answer 4

funny lol although very randomn

Answer 5

funny made me laugh

Answer 6

HAHAHA!!! omg that brought tears to my eyes...