I'm a beginning recreational lockpicker. The first lock I've ever tried to pick is our front door. I used a paperclip and screwdriver and almost got it picked before the tiny paperclip bent. She refuses to believe that our thug riddled street block is not safe. How can I convince her it's not safe? I got a plan, but I need better ideas.
The current plan is to disguise myself as a theif, and when she gets off work, I'll make it look like I'm not home and the lock's been picked ('ll disconnect the phone so she don't call the police with a false report). When she comes in, I'll run out the back and slam the door. Then, I'll get out of the disguise and come in on my bike and ask "Who was that person?" She will acknowledge the fact that our house isn't safe. Got anything better?
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