How Can I Transform Into A Mermaid?

Question

Y'all Please Its My Dream! My Wish! My Life!

Answer 1

Have another drink

Answer 2

Umm, why dont you go ask spongebob?

Answer 3

You could enter the world of writing and publish great fiction books with a mermaid who is the main character. I really like mermaids too!

Answer 4

lol mine to i have websites and info just ask also if nothing works i know a vid to make a mermaid tail or if u think its happnin u could practice with it

Answer 5

Wow you really want to be a mermaid why I don't know. But you should look up some spell info on how you make your own spell

Answer 6

You can fall asleep and dream your a mermaid, or you can buy a mermaid costume at the costume store. .

Answer 7

Stand in blue seafoam at midnight under a full moon

and say "em ekam daimrem ouy geb I etaceh"

If it doesn't work it wasn't meant to be

Answer 8

Please tell me you aren't over 10 years of age...

Answer 9

Watch the movie "Splash".

Answer 10

I don't think it's possible yet, but there might be this kind of technology in the future. I hope I can become a turtle so I can live longer.

Answer 11

ummmm exactly how old are you??

Answer 12

drugs are not the answer...

but if you want to know, put your legs under water ans stay that way for three months and you will be a mermaid

Answer 13

Bite the head off of a live herring and rub it all over your naked body.

Answer 14

ok flipper.... let me break this down for you.... you have DNA, that designates you has HUMAN.  You can not change this DNA, there are no spells that will turn you into a Mermaid, or a Vampire, or a fairy....or any other mythological creature.  What is the obsession?  Be content that you are a human, a sentiant creature, that has the capability of being rational and intelegent....well, as soon as you stop wanting to be a mermaid.....also lovie, you need oxygen to survive, lungs will never ever be able to fliter oxygen out of water, you would need gills.... think of how attractive you will be with gills.

Answer 15

You can't. As much as you'd like to, you can magically change species. Sorry.

If you want to have fun, though, go into a meditative state and, in your mind, go to a giant lake of water and become one and swim around. Sometimes a story forms and it's really fun to play through. Coming out of it suck, though, lol.

Answer 16

smoke a blunt , marry a indian , get naked , **** a fish have a baby

and think u ur own daughter and u have become a mermaid.

Answer 17

Repeat the following TEN times

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

This spell really works. It makes you like one of the H2O girls. It takes about one month for a full tail to come when you touch water (even a tiny drop will change you) and about two months to get a power.

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON, which is July 18th. Just don’t look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell)

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s)

-Legs changing color/getting itchy, tingly or achey

-Nausia

-Fatigue

-Difficulty breathing

-Coughing fits when in water

-Being able to breathe in water/hold your breath longer

-Random anger

-Scales appearing on your skin

-Gills appearing on your neck or under your armpits

-Legs sticking together or wanting to stay together

-Legs crossing by themselves

-Constant thirst even after drinking lot of fluid

-Headaches

-Wanting to touch or be in water

REMEMBER: SIDE EFFECTS ARE NOT COMPLETELY NECESARY, IT’S JUST THAT MOST PEOPLE GET THEM.

Side effects may take up to 2 weeks to develope

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. You do not get to choose your power. Powers I’ve heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when you grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won’t work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won’t

P.S. the spell can work for boys too