How Did You Handle Your Last Aggressive Panhandler?

Question

How Did You Handle Your Last Aggressive Panhandler?

Answer 1

Ignore them all.

Answer 2

Said (loud) Hey Back Off - I don't have money either!

NYC

Answer 3

They generally don't bother me because I kinda look like one myself when I go out.... not dirty or anything, just shabbily dressed.

Answer 4

I just don't talk to them. I pretend like they're never there. It's hard to argue with someone who doesn't talk.

Answer 5

i told him that if i dident have enough mony for the toll both i would come back.

Answer 6

I don't usually stop for panhandlers but one day I was walking down Broadway during rush hour and saw this man sitting on a milkcrate in front of a bank and yelling into the crowd that he would drop his drawers right there in the street for just one dollar. I couldn't believe my ears but there was something about him as he didn't seem as destitute as most others I normally see and something in his voice just kinda struck me. I stood there smiling and was amazed that despite all the loud ruckus he made shouting into the crowds, not a soul seemed to notice him as they sped by like ghostly blurs in the background.  Was an odd moment as I felt like I was stuck between two worlds for a bit and he saw me standing there, smiling and looking around in amazement how no one seemed to notice.

He grinned and had a great smile actually as he waved his arms about in the air like a magician might do just before he... picks up an old, wrinkled brown paper bag that was sitting beside him and from there proceeded to pull from it a brand new pair of boxer shorts doing this funny little hanky panky dance with them and then threw them at my feet. He made me laugh so hard that I shook his hand and gave him 5 bucks. I practically skipped the rest of the way home actually feeling wonderful and lucky just to have met such a character as he. It wasn't until later though that I realized what it was I recognized in that odd smile. I think he was actually more interested in putting on his little show than he was about the money.  Some peepholes just have this recognizable spirit common among them I guess.  I dunno.

Answer 7

Threw a coke bottle at his head, stunned him, grabbed his cup of change and ran!!!

Answer 8

I ran! He was cracked out or something, couldn't reason with the guy. It was in Atlantic City.

Answer 9

Say "What part of the phrase "No thank you" do you not understand?"  That's when they've tried to flog me a Big Issue or something I don't want.

Answer 10

Hit her with a frying pan.

Answer 11

i love my clowns..and whom cares about

Pots..we can afford   the cook,,

you forget

  we are GREEK in the BLOOD

  And if it was not  for  our servitude

you  would  starve,*

you can dock  your ship.* on our  Corinith,*

  but  remember  

no one  docks  on our  WAVES,

THEY COME IN ON THESE SHORES

  as the  MOON,,*

NOT AS CLOWNS  * BUT

as  PUPPETS *

IN THE control   of

  THY  fathers   diplomacies *

  THAT  WHAT REALY  CONTROL *

  independ=dance *

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