How Do I Clean Fire?

Question

Howdy, a small fire broke out while I was microwaving a condom as a bet during a game of truth or dare. Unfortunately, this fire was very dirty. Now my question is, what kind of cleaning supply should I use to clean this fire. The Windex only made it grow larger. Should I use Pine Sol or regular soap to clean the fire. Also is my microwave safe to use again after it has been engulfed in flames? thank you very much. I need a quick reply. My parents come home tomorrow from Wales.

Answer 1

is this a joke?  you can try PUTTING THE FIRE OUT WITH WATER. how can fire get dirty anyways?

Answer 2

use a degreaser to try to clean it and if that doesn't work, the best bet would be to paint over it with the same color.  

Answer 3

You probably could not use the micro again.  I think it would be a little bit of a fire hazard.  Try to use a putty knife if the condom melted on the glass turn table.  But really there is no use in cleaning it since you won't be able to use it again.  I wouldn't even put fourth the effort and just tell the 'Rents that you accidentally melted a plastic bowl in the microwave and didn't know it and it caught on fire a Little.