How Is Speedy Gonzalez Doing In The Olympics So Far?

Question

How Is Speedy Gonzalez Doing In The Olympics So Far?

Answer 1

WELL HES SET MULTIPLE WORLD RECORDS AND WON 8 GOLD MEDALS SO FAR.  

Answer 2

Sadly, Speedy failed the drug test.  Found to be fueled solely by le-coca, he was disbarred.  In what might be a coincidence, a sharp spike in SpeedyEnterprises occured on the London stock exchange due to an unusual spike in orders.

Answer 3

He was doing just fine in the mens 100 m he was 3 feet from the finish before the other sprinters took 3 steps but one of the jamaican fans threw some cheese out there and he had to indulge.