How Mad Would You Be If The Kool-Aid Man Broke In To Your House?

Question

Really. He just breaks into peoples how for no reason at all. Do you think money grows on trees? And you got to feel bad for those kids. "He Jimmy why is there a whole in the wall?" "Because of the Kool-Aid man" Do you think that would work? That's the oldest one in the book.

That pitcher has some nerve!

Your thoughts?

Answer 1

lets all break into his house and see how he likes it lols..!

Answer 2

Haha that sounds a lot like Dane Cook's skit thing about the Kool Aid Man.  

Very true, that pitcher has a lot of nerve!  Lol

Answer 3

Everyone would be freaked out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYEpDKGwb...

Answer 4

Lol, my dogs would freak out if they seen him coming through the wall & I'd hate to see what they would do to him.

Answer 5

I would be mad. Does he have any idea how much it cost to have a wall replaced because a giant pitcher of fruit punch couldn't be courteous enough to use the door like everyone else? A lot more money than I have at the moment that's for sure.  

Answer 6

Dane Cook does a skit about that.  Let me see if I....here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AARMM4S1...

Answer 7

oh yeah, kool-aid sounds great

Answer 8

I would sit him down on my couch, and ask him to pour us both some Kool-Aid.  As we sat on my couch, me drinking Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid Man drinking himself, we would talk about why he feels he needs to smash through people's walls.  After he cried Fruit Punch tears, (and I licked them off his face because fruit punch rules) I would take him down to the local Walmart.  I would give the automotive department at Walmart a copy of my house key.  Then, I would give the copy of my house key to Kool-Aid Man.  I would tell Kool-Aid Man "Hey bro, stop by any time.  Just use the front door for now on!"

And then before we leave Walmart, I tell Kool-Aid Man, "Kool-Aid, if you break through my front door, without using the house key I just gave you, then I'm gonna punch your fruit punch-loving-@ss."

So, as you can see, I would not be mad if he only broke through my wall once.  People make mistakes, and so do fictional characters, such as the Kool-Aid Man.  Everyone deserves second chances.

Answer 9

It would be funny, but I have to wonder how to explain or reason how my security system is bypassed know. Then again. The Kool-man isn't wanted. I hope the have fun in fixing the hole in the wall he made.

Answer 10

OH YEAH!

Answer 11

i would be more scared than mad. he creeps me out. wat would u do?

Answer 12

i know this guy and i call him koolaid man. lol

the only person i allow in my house is the quaker oatmeal man. =P

Answer 13

I'd take a sledge hammer to him.

Answer 14

hahaha!! id be pissed. you need yo watch this!!! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RThoZy30B...

Answer 15

I wouldn't be mad. He would be mad though after he receives the bill from a contracter.

Answer 16

I would be irate.  My insurance is never going to believe a 2 ton bowl of freaking fruit punch smashed threw my freakin wall to serve punch to my whiny kids.  Who the h**l is going to pay to fix all this damage?

Answer 17

Not at all. I like him, even if he only wears shorts.

Answer 18

i would scream and throw plates at him. hah

once when i was 8 i broke my window and when my mom asked me who did it- i told her that... hah she laughed at me =(

Answer 19

I would spike him .

Answer 20

I'd just love a doorwall on the back leading to the patio - and I'd take another bay window on the west side to let some more light in. Maybe I could sue Kool-Aid for damages, and make these improvements? lol

Answer 21

i'd have to shoot his behind

Answer 22

That guy better plan on sending a full construction team over no sooner than 2 hours after the incident. The d**n kool aid company better pay for the repairs. And maybe even a new house.

Answer 23

I'd be happy, because I'd have Kool-Aid.