How Many Americans Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Question

One to shoot the bulb...and another to deny that a conspiracy ever took place.

Answer 1

Answer: Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to sue the original light bulb manufacturer for pain and suffering for having to change the light bulb and compensation for lost light.

By the way jamesfentress44, it wasn't quite that simple.  Edison wasn't the only person working on electric lights at that time.  He didn't even get there first.  Just most successfully.  People weren't living in the dark either.  Lamps had been invented a long time before.  Just not electric ones!

See:

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/invento...

Answer 2

ahahaha funny one

Answer 3

that was funny and true!

Answer 4

That would be 300 million.

Dem. Controlled Congress to lobby for it and make us change it whether it needed changing or not and make it PC to do so.

270 million to pay for it just because they could tax us for an unwanted light bulb.

And 30 Million illegals to put it in because the DEM's don't want to talk about that and the illegals are getting welfare anyway .

Answer 5

Just one if he can be sneaky. If a Democrat finds out before he gets it changed he will have to get a permit, file an environmental impact report, pay a fine to dispose of the old bulb and get a government inspector who has never used a lamp to approve of his work before he can turn it on.

Answer 6

Don't know what you're talking about, but it did take an American to invent one while the rest of you were still living in the dark!