How Much Wood Could a Woodchuch Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

Question

This is a great mystery. Someone has to have the answer.

Answer 1

12....i bet it's twelve

Answer 2

42

But someone needs to find out the units for the Answer. I would, but I need to find my towel.

Answer 3

How much chuck could a chuckwood wood, if a chuckwood could wood chuck.

Answer 4

A woodchuck would chuck twenty-two chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer 5

A wood chuck could chuck any amount of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood...........

Answer 6

AngiePan gave a quantitative answer 02/06/2008. As well as qualitative, the following is complete, unexpurgated, etc.

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:

The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.



Others say:

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

It depends on how good his dentures are!

A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

Um....... 23????

Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

Answer 7

I dont have a single clue in all of gods green land (god i sound religious hahahaha)

Answer 8

as much as a woodchuch chuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer 9

As much as it can cram into its furry little face. That my friend is the true answer to this question. There! The mystery has been solved. The very question we have pondered for years has been resolved!

Answer 10

A wood chuck would chuck no wood because a wood chuck can't chuck wood....unless he had a wood chucker.

Answer 11

As much as it can!

Answer 12

10 trees worth.

Answer 13

If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, Only if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But if a woodchuck cant chuck wood then a woodchuck would need a wood chucker to chuck wood....soooooo....If a woodchucker could chuck wood with a woodchucker then a woodchucker wood chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck.

:]....pretty reasonable answer if i say so myself. (remember the question is a riddle type question so the answer shouldnt really be a scientifically correct answer.)

Answer 14

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