How Would Hillary, Barack, and John Handle The Georgia 3 AM Phone Call?

Question

My guess would be:

Hillary would roll over and tap Bill on the shoulder.

John would sleep right through it.

Barack would go searching for his teleprompter!

Answer 1

I guess you'd rather have them talk a lot of big c**p, sponsor a worthless resolution in the UN security council, which Russia will veto?  Which is what Bush and Cheney are going to do.  

Assuming those two geniuses aren't the ones that convinced the Georgians they could pull off this bonehead stunt and we'd be "right behind them..."

Is this the gold standard we're all striving for here?  Because I don't think Obama's going to have a problem meeting that.

Answer 2

i don't think that's fair at all.  hillary's girlfriend doesn't allow bill into their bed.  i'll give ya john, but isn't the teleprompter thing getting a little old?

Answer 3

hillary would roll over tap obama on the shoulder and john and bill would not be home yet

Answer 4

I think Hilary and Barack would have a similar response - gather their top advisers and try to work out a response seeking to re-establish peace in a way that did not involve too much loss of face all round.

John would go to Defcon One and call Putin to tell him some home truths.

Answer 5

Probably the same as Bush handled it. Not really do anything. Really what can be done?

Answer 6

I believe all three would just drop a nuclear bomb. We learned a long time ago that a nuclear bomb resolves things quickly. I don't know why we abandoned that concept. We really need to drop more.