How about a new style of Olympics?

Question

One in which the participants skip the tedious running, jumping, sword play and flinging various devices? Why not have each contestant compose an essay on how they had to overcome some adversity (ADD/ADHD, poor nutrition, bombs, too much pool chlorine, and other such adversity)? It seems as though that's all every winner's story was reported by the media? I'm out of Ahhhh!!! supply?

Answer 1

I don't know if a gold medal for whining is going to go over well.