How about a poem called Cereal Killer?

Question

Cereal Killer

by Semper Fi Reborn

Put out an APB

I'm notorious!

Honeycombs I'm home!

I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

And bad to the bone

I got the shakes

There's Corn in my Flakes

Somebody call Kellogg

Tell him put on the breaks

On certain days of the year

My cereals they scare me

Count Chocula comes

And he brings Boo Berry

Still Frankenberry likes to

Sneak around back

One year I got startled

And he got Dig 'Em Smacked!

He fell with a Snap

And a Crackle

And a Pop

Someone call a cop

When will this

Cereal Killing stop?

Answer 1

Semper...so serious here?  Depressed, too much sugar?  lol  A great read, my compliments.  This is a keeper.

Answer 2

AWSOME!!!!! I am so seriously laughing right now.  Great job, very unique and creative.

Answer 3

Silly rabbit!

This poem TOTAL-ly tickles every fiber of my bran- I mean brain.

Answer 4

Very funny and creative.

You have a way of taking everyday life and elevating it in humor.

Answer 5

I love a wee bit of humor to start my morn... I do have one question... with all this talk of cereal where's the milk? Without it you kill the taste of the cereal. I'm going to have an egg sandwich and ponder the fate of the chicken that was never born... I eat lots of eggs... OMG, I'm a cereal killer and a serial killer.

Answer 6

I swear you have exceeded almost all the other poets here.  You have honed your skills to where you can take on of the most ordinary of things....breakfast cereal and make a comical and enjoyable poem.  You are a genius!!!  I loved it and and it's lunchtime and guess what I'm having.....Captain Crunch....I just remembered there's some in the cupboard!!!  I guess I'll eat some and become a cereal killer too!!!!

Peace & Love  :)

Answer 7

I LOVE it! Thanks for a new outlook on cereal, and the big laugh!

You never cease to amaze.

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Answer 8

Sugar Pops,who said you were a flake.From the answers you received I would milk it for all it is worth.Your bran of humour is contagious.

Answer 9

I'll never forget that moment, in bootcamp, when the CC shouted, "Who shitt in your cornflakes!?!" How was I supposed to not laugh?

50 push-ups, then 50 more because I was still laughing, then 10 more because I forgot to ask for permission to stand. 110, the most push-ups I ever did at once, all over cornflakes...

Answer 10

haha loved it funny unique and totally made me think

Answer 11

Forget the giggle...that was an all out, rip roaring, breath stealing belly laugh.  You are just so adorable.  I love it...my kids are going to love it too.  Thank you for a happy morning.  

* Bob, you can relax...there are no baby chickens in those eggs.

Answer 12

Tony the Tiger did it.  When asked about it, his only comment was, "Because it's GREAT!"

Answer 13

Yes, how about it? :)

Hahaha, that's hilarious!

It's extra funny to me because people say my last name sounds like Cereal.  So now they call me Stefanie Cereal, Stefanie ate my Cereal, Stefanie the Cereal Killer...

It's amazing! :)

I think I'll star this one.

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Answer 14

(crunch, crunch, crunch,..what did you say?...crunch crunch..)

way cool S!

Answer 15

You are on a serious sugar rush!!! My ribs hurt again...I'm sticking to the oatmeal...or better yet eggs!

Answer 16

Lol. That brightened up the afternoon.