I'll start...you're looking at the tournament board, and see that you're going to be playing so-and-so, who's very good. The person who's standing next to you says, "Ooh, you have to play HIM?" You reply, "It's all right, I'll be playing right-handed." (My husband gave me that one...)
Now it's your turn...make them up or use ones you've used before.
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