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How about this golden oldie still funny or not The Little Johnny The Airplane Chat Joke?

by Guest63622  |  earlier

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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. They all eat the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"

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  1. Little Johnny is just to smart for his own good.  LOL!  Yet another one that I totally loved.


  2. hey, that is a bery good way to shut the stranger up!!!

  3. i love little johnny and that one put a smile on my face!

    where do you get all your jokes from?

  4. good one.

  5. Cute Little Johnny! LOL

  6. That was an amusing joke.  More please.

  7. lmao

    The best one so far.

  8. Haven't heard that before. Good one!

  9. Lol....that was hilarious!!!!! and i haven't heard it before....another plus....thanks for making me laugh!!! :D

  10. havent heard that 1 b4!!!!!! great joke havent heard one that good in a long time!!!

  11. Thanks for that! Rofl.

    I think my young lad is turning into a Little Johnny :(

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