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How about this joke ?????

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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big,

old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.

One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts

and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began

dividing the nuts.

'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,'

said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down

toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle.

As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside

the cemetery. He slowed down t o investigate. Sure enough,

he heard, 'One for you, one for me. One

for you, one for me.'

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his

bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met

an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe

what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the

cemetery dividing up the souls.'

The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard

for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though,

the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you,

one for me. One for you, one for me.'

The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin'

me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord.'

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence,

yet were still unable to see anything. The old man

and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the

fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a

glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all.

Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll

be done.'

They say the old man made it back to town a full

5 minutes ahead of the Kid on the bike.

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  1. Good one man.....I had a good laugh


  2. good one    9/10

  3. That's hilarious!

  4. ha ha good one

  5. haha great one thanks :)

  6. that's a great joke, hilarious~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!  i would give out of out ~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Really good ROTFL !!! Quite long, but loved the punchline!!!

  8. i peed my pants. wait- ill be right back in new clothes! lol

  9. thats funyy

  10. Brilliant haha keep them coming :) xx

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