How about this olden but golden joke?

Question

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in

phone booths.

I got one called Erogeonique, lovely girl, bending over in the photo, beautiful. So I pick up the card and I call the number.

"Hello?" the woman says.

"Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like you to come to my room

and give me a massage. No, wait, I want s*x. I want it hard,

fast and now! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it. Bring implements, bring toys, do the lot, all night, tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in anything. Now how does that sound."

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but sir for an outside line you need to press 9

Answer 1

Excellent

10/10

Star 4 U

;-)

Answer 2

Pd this is the funniest thing i have heard whole week, ral good one thanks:)

Answer 3

PD, I didn't know you had it in you! Does your wife know? ~:O>

Answer 4

It is good

Answer 5

lol good one :) !!!

Answer 6

hey there dude! been looooong time! you still kick a laugh, eh?

Answer 7

haha i wasnt expecting the ending... actually it just started turning into a s*x story for me until the twist... by the way, asking a question for an answer is a good way of getting best answer but wont work this time

Answer 8

Oh Boy (or should I say, Girl?)!

LOL.

Oldie but goodie!

;p

Answer 9

i've actually never heard of this

but great just the same

thanks for the laugh :)

x

Answer 10

I missed ur jokes while i was away, i guess i ave really missed a lot. nice one,u do know how to make one chukkle.

Answer 11

Boy, that must have been embarrassing!

Answer 12

hahahaha...

Answer 13

^_^ lol very funny

thanks for sharing.  makes me smile after a tiring day

Answer 14

Very good.made me chortle.