How am i supposed to swear the f word in front of my dad?

Question

How am i supposed to swear the f word in front of my dad?

Answer 1

Say it in a tourette way then say Oh my god at the end of the sentence.

>"Hello son how are you doing today?"

"Good dad, how are you"

>"Good, so what did you do today?"

"Nothing much, just play around with friends ************* son of a ******* ****"

"Oh my god"

...Silence...

>"alrighty then, I'll talk to you later."

'yes ._.'

Answer 2

say "O' F...ather!" lol

Answer 3

You aren't supposed to swear the f word.

Foul language is a mark of low intelligence.

Answer 4

You are supposed to swear in a court of law