How and what can we yanks do to help the English out?

Question

Many who know the English and their history know that they have a propensity to pull out of a situation they don't like i e the two wars with the U S of A ,aborted Suez canal take over with France, Zimbabwe,Palestine,South Africa, the war in the Pacific,.Now this question is really for English women Given this propensity to pull out before the job is done,just how frustrated are you? Is there any thing we yanks can do to help y'all out?

Answer 1

Actually, Bill does have a point.  We do need dentists (I've been on the waiting list to get onto the waiting list at my dentist!).  Other than that, we're just fine thanks.

Answer 2

Ray my boy i was just talking to an English lady she was saying that men who drive the biggest cars in the world tend to have a little problem if you know what i mean!

Ah ray an old English saying many a true word spoken in jest.

and you know yanks only come from north of the mason Dixon line why give them away lets keep them ourselves

yes I'm good and nice to see your on form it made me laugh!

Answer 3

I'm not convinced even someone from the Southern States would type with that 'accent'. (Yes, I am a woman who might've answered your question if I believed an American actually asked it).

Answer 4

Vietnam (cough)

Answer 5

well we might like to give some advice on not running around the world bullying other countries, if you could just tell us how to talk so loud and not notice everyone in the entire restaurant glaring at you

Answer 6

Ray N - off your meds again I see, but I hope they kept the jacket on!

Now I want you to take this in the spirit it is meant f**k OFF!

Answer 7

Stop being so bloody patronising for a start! I hope that not all yanks are like you - people like you should be gagged and have their fingers tied together so that they can no longer type whatever tosh pops up in their air-filled heads.

Answer 8

The best thing you could do for us, and the rest of the world, would be to elect OBAMA as president.  Those old right wing Republicans have had their day.

Answer 9

It would not only help the English but the global community in general if you "yanks" would elect yourselves a president with at least an ounce of intelligence and diplomatic skill.

Answer 10

You can help us by helping yourselves, try and get yourself a decent President one that can read and understand the Constitution & Bill of Rights, Also stop paying tax to the Fed, your only making them fat. Stop going around picking wars with other countries, these would help us, thank you.

Answer 11

yippee 2  points ty

Answer 12

What is wrong with the Brits? I've always liked them.

With all the enemies we have, why pick on the Brits. You sound like you lost your lady to a Brit and have the @ss about it.

Answer 13

Given the Yanks propensity of maiming and killing our soldiers with friendly fire, needing our help to clean up the mess they have gotten themselves into and all being grossly overweight- I don't think we need youre help.

did someone say "vietnam?" or maybe, "Korea"?

Especially as you have a r****d for a president.

Answer 14

.....nice to see an American bloke

who can read and write ......and joke..!

.....sadly though he clearly lacks

...historical truth ..he has wrong facts...!

troubled and confused by reading

.....is he affected by inbreeding..?

... with remedial school ....maybe

........we could teach him history..?

two world wars we fought alone

Americans..?...  they stayed home

till conscience ..Japan...and dropping trade

.......shook them into giving aid..!

then I remember Vietnam

triumph here for uncle Sam.?

so your boasting now should stop

no one needs an American flop..!!.

PS

also heard that in the sack

staying power is what you lack..?

Answer 15

Actually we prefer Canadians, at least they have the decency to turn up to World Wars on time ! ;-}}

Answer 16

I have a suggestion, vote Obama for president. Even Hilary make history. Anyone but Bush. America just doesn't get it? Voting Bush again? Bad mistake.

Answer 17

Kidnap some of America's best dentists and send them over.  Donate box after box of unused toothbrushes and toothpaste.

Answer 18

Who are the English?

Answer 19

I'll just have the points - TA!!

Answer 20

Ladies and Gentleman, I believe we have just found the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde!

The wit!...The style!...The interesting use of the English language!

And the covering up of his homosexuality by claiming to have had many female conquests...

Or maybe it's more David Irving, with his extreme right-wing views and complete revision and misunderstanding of historical fact. Either way it's unintentionally hilarious.

Edit - John Steinbeck (!)...most unlikely.He had the ability to spell his own name correctly and have a basic grasp of English grammar.

John Holems(?)...LOL!!! Do you mean the coke fiend and murderer John Holmes?

Answer 21

The war in the Pacific? Which one was that?

Vietnam - a situation that the US did not like?

Answer 22

Im so bored of you that I cant even be bothered retaliating anymore....you know what would be a help....kill your self, thanks