How and where can I go skinny dipping?

Question

This girl wants to go skinny dipping. Great. Now the hard part is figuring out where. A little background: I'm going to Iraq (Army, hooah) by the end of this year, so I'm checking things off my list. I live in Dayton, OH. My parents' home has a pool, but, you know, my parents will be around. Any way to figure out where to go, and how to do so safely? I'm not too eager to be arrested. Any specific or general suggestions or advice will be much appreciated.

Answer 1

Leave that girl in Ohio. Come to Indiana. I have a brand new pool that needs to be initiated.

Answer 2

you can try the beach at night

or while your paarents arent home

Answer 3

wait until your parents go to bed then use their pool, or just take a shower with the girl...problem solved

Answer 4

get your parents out of the house, convince them to go out for dinner or something!