How best to defend against alien invasion?

Question

I have just stepped out of the 1950s, and am nervous about alien invasion. What steps can we, as individuals take, to defend against this ever present threat?

Answer 1

Give the French a dam good talking too.

Answer 2

Too late - they came and went already.

Answer 3

To late mate. This country is already full of the benefit scrounging foreign muck b******s.

Answer 4

Keep watching the sky's

Answer 5

keep an eye out for those pesky martians, don't ya just hate it when they ring your doorbell and run away??

Answer 6

f**t more

Answer 7

Invade their planets first

Answer 8

build a border fence along the Mexican border.

require employers to verify legal residence as a condition of getting a job.

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if you mean the other kind of aliens, please put your tin foil hat back on -- it'll protect you from those mind-bending rays.

Answer 9

if you really stepped out of the 1950s, you would be quite clear that america almost didn't need to do many actions to defend against invasion. there are two large oceans in both side of america. america has been invaded only one time during the war2 by japan.

Answer 10

put you head between your legs and kiss your A** g'bye!

Answer 11

No need to worry pal! I'm sure the government is spending billions and billions on that very issue every year.  By the way do you know where i can get good health care for my family?  I can only afford about $5000 a year and can't get health insurance for that price.

Answer 12

Remember "The day of Triffids"?

Try with "Killing me softly with his song"

With "Dirty old man"

With cheap-skate ghostly kitchen's ghost stories for little children in own backyards.

Luke 8.10,17

What do you think?

Answer 13

FIRST YOU MUST PREPARE...MAKE A HAT FROM A ROLL OF ALUMINUM FOIL...WHERE IT EVERYWHERE THAT WAY THEY CANNOT GET INTO YOUR HEAD....THEN SHOOT ANYONE WHO LOOKS STRANGE TO YOU...