How big is the largest bowel movement approximately?

Question

I know it can't be measured because well who would want to. An episode of South Park is on and they are talking about it. I was in the hospital for 8 days once and they kept asking me if i had a bowel movement that day. Knowing what would happen if i said No, I said yes all the time. ( was also on severe pain pills due to my surgeryn and shingles. Well, when i got home and let it go it took 20 minutes and i thought i was going top have to call an ambulance. I think I know what a woman in labor feels like. It had to be 9 to 12 inches long and really thick toward the end inches long minimum. What do i win?????????

Answer 1

this should be a featured question.

my personal best is 14.6" long  weighing in at a hefty 4.2 pounds.

Answer 2

Holy macacarena, could there be a crappier question than this? Well if you don't win an award for doing your duty, the least they can do is give you an award for the crappiest question. haha you so funny me laugh you long time.

Answer 3

ive had longer. and now im wondering why am i taking time to discuss this.