How big is your pole?

Question

How big is your pole?

Answer 1

It has just the right length and girth to stay erect in any hole it is placed.

Answer 2

It, like the rod, is long and plentiful!

Answer 3

I'm where the phrase pole vaulter got its name.

Answer 4

North or South?

Answer 5

this could be a sexual reference :P

Answer 6

my pole is black so it is very large and nice.

Answer 7

Mine is like Aaron's staff: as big as Moses' but not given the same attention.

Answer 8

10 feet long

Answer 9

I don't have one, but I like them BIG.

Answer 10

1 Word " GIGANTIC "

Answer 11

I have an eight foot pole that goes from the floor to the ceiling in my bedroom,it's so cool it has ball bearings in it ,so it spins ,as soon as you jump on it.

Answer 12

i don't have one but i love em!!!

Answer 13

I've never measured.

My pole curves to the left when I catch a fish and get really excited.  Is that strange?

Answer 14

I don't have one...I take turns borrowing them from several burly and friendly neighbors I have.

Answer 15

long enough to not care about every other woman shrieking in terror at the mere sight of it

Answer 16

mine was made in china so its small and crappy

Answer 17

the size of an ENORMOUS ****

Answer 18

Probably bigger than yours, and has seen more action over the years. ;) LOL!!!

Answer 19

A little bitty pocket fisherman. It works great!

Answer 20

i keep thinking its big enough....but the fish i'm trying to land always seems to get away.