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How bright is he....???

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A small plane was carrying three passengers over a mountain range -- an old man, his grandson, and an eminent scientist.

Suddenly, the pilot burst into the cabin, saying 'The engines have all failed! Grab a parachute and jump from the plane!' With this, the pilot opened the cabin door and lept out with his parachute.

To their dismay, the 3 passengers discovered only 2 parachutes were left in the cabin!

The Eminent Scientist took a pack, saying 'I'm sorry you two, but I won a Nobel Prize, I am the head of several intellectual Think Tanks -- honestly, I'm worth more to society than either of you'. The Eminent Scientist leapt from the plane.

The Old Man turned to his grandson and said, 'My dear boy, take the last parachute. I've had a good life. Yours has just begun.'

'Don't worry, Grandpa' said the young boy, 'Its ok, that guy just jumped out the plane with my backpack.'

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  1. Oldie but goodie to Me anyway.


  2. LOL!

    he is pretty stupid if u ask me

  3. Lol I found that really funny!!! =)

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  5. Ha?

  6. that is really fun lol

  7. LMAO! That guy learned not to be selfish.

  8. lol its funny

  9. I've heard this one, only it's usually George Bush who grabs the back pack.  Ahhhh wishful thinking I guess.  Still funny everytime I hear it.

  10. haha that made my day!! thanks:D

  11. I heard it as hanah montanah, boy, old guy and george W. Bush. Geuss who took the backpack?

  12. hehehe

  13. LOL

    that jerk selfish guy what a dumb as

    the 2 guys are lucky

    im glad the grandpa and grandson survived

  14. LOL. Not very smart

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