How can I annoy somebody?

Question

How can I annoy a 13 year old girl at the beach without getting into trouble?

Answer 1

if you cant ignore her, try this: say she did something really bad to you, but you promised not to tell. now, if you do something bad to her, you can get back at her by telling someone what she did to you. well, you could possibly still get in trouble, but atleast you could make it even

Answer 2

Grow up.

Answer 3

By not paying attention to her.

Answer 4

Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"

Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.

If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"

Every time when you're about to duck under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"

Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.

Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.

Throw jellyfish around.

Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as you can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.

Act like a sea gull.

Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."

Answer 5

Ignore her- thats the most annoying thing that anyones ever done to me!

I might need to refer back to this question sometime, so I'll give you a star :)