How can I become James Bond?

Question

I want to become James Bond. I'm 45 years old, blond, blue eyed, British know martial arts. Where can I get my hands on one of those Aston Martins? Should I wear only tweed jackets or tuxedos as well? If you're a beautiful blond lady, would you be my Bond girl? How much is would the Omega watch with a laser cost me? Do you recommend to gamble only in Casino Royale or in Vegas as well?

Answer 1

SMOKING CRACK=FUCHED UP BRAIN=YOU>

YOU WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE JAMES BOND SWEETIE...

Answer 2

Get a license to kill.

Answer 3

first attend to a casting